A list of interesting book titles for your spare time reading, or to restore a sense reality after the recent state of the union event.
From abebook's selection of Weird but Wonderful Books - something for everyone!
The Pantyhose Craft Book- where was this book when I actually wore the damn things?
How to Avoid Huge Ships- a serious concern of mine when I was sailing in a 7 foot dingy.
How to Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction- what can I say, I'm from New Mexico, this was and is still a big concern.
How to Toilet Train Your Cat- tried it, it didn't work but we had a good time lauging at and embarrasing the cat.
What Bird Did That? or moth or insect or other windshield smear?
How to be Happy Though Married-How about how to be happy even though not married?
Bombproof Your Horse- Leave it to the British to see this as a major concern.
Flattened Fauna-a source book for city children who make excursions into the country side.
Nuclear War: What's In It For You?I grew up in Los Alamos, New Mexico. I knew those jets couldn't make it to us in time to divert the bombs.My teachers weren't fooling me.
Teach Your Wife How to be a Widow- and it's companion volume teach you hubby to live alone after the divorce.
Practical Taxidermy, and Home Decoration -it beats burying Fido in the back yard.
The Thermodynamics of Pizza- a thorough understanding this is just basic first aid sense
For more deatils and prices etc. on these and other enlightening tomes, go to http://www.abebooks.com/docs/Community/Featured/weirdBooks.shtml
Now the knitting with dog hair is not beyond reality- I've already done it with cat hair. It's called catgora- spun dog hair is chiengora.
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