Monday, August 31, 2009

more pithiness

A recently seen bumper sticker read " Eve was framed."
and a church sign apropos of the CARS rebate. " God offers rebates on souls, is yours worth $4500?"
Inquiring minds want to know: was Eve really framed or did she plan it fo some nefarious and sly reason?
What if my soul is worth more than $ 4500? Does God only rebate part of your soul and if so what happens to the rest of it, or is the $4500 an arbitrary value not unlike the commonly used saw that if you were to recycle a human body the materials would be worth about $11.00?
The weather is actually cooling down a bit at night thanks to an "August cool front" which means that the start of my bike rides is usually comfortable or even coolish or at least until the first stop sign at which point the metabolism is kicking in and the sweating begins. I must have the most cleansed cells in Texas, at least if you go by the amount of sweat I seem to generate.
Looking forward to fall riding sooner rather than later.

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